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Musical Jokes Web Site
By D. L. Bullock

I found a great page for musical jokes: http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/
For example:

  What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
  A flat minor.

  What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
  A flat major.

  Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
  Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff.

  Why was the piano invented?
  So the musician would have a place to put his beer.

  The audience at a piano recital were appalled when a telephone rang
  just off stage.  Without missing a note the soloist glanced toward
  the wings and called, "If that's my agent, tell him I'm working!"

D. L. Bullock


(Message sent Mon 7 Feb 2000, 10:24:33 GMT, from time zone GMT-0800.)

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