Musical Jokes Web Site
By D. L. Bullock
I found a great page for musical jokes: http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/
For example:
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff.
Why was the piano invented?
So the musician would have a place to put his beer.
The audience at a piano recital were appalled when a telephone rang
just off stage. Without missing a note the soloist glanced toward
the wings and called, "If that's my agent, tell him I'm working!"
D. L. Bullock
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