Dear Everyone, Thanks to all who responded to my request to re-send
their emails regarding the items I listed that you're interested in.
This time, I was able (by a delicate, feathery touch upon the iPad's
screen) to get them all sequestered in "Notes", before they skidded
off into "perdition" (trash) or worse. (Permanent deletion.)
Apple, apparently noticing me gloat over this small victory, then
asked if I'd like to put them on iCloud. "Why not," passed through
my mind in a flash of hubris, so I clicked whereupon all completely
vanished, along with the "Notes" category itself, which no longer
inhabits the screen. So now, embarrassedly, I must ask you all to
please re-send your inquiries a third and final time (all will be
immediately transferred to clay tablets, or yellow note pads) and
I will appropriately respond.
And while I hate to deprive some "Millennial" at the Apple store of
the chance to smirkingly sneer at me in condescending derision, as
I beg him for an answer to the mystery of what happened to your prior
emails, it is a 20-mile round trip there and back, so, if any of you
know a congenial 5-year-old who'd be happy to share his expertise on
this matter, please have him or her help me. It will be appreciated
and will help alleviate global warming by precluding the necessity of
driving to the Apple store in my aged van.
Gordon "Old Coot" Stelter