"How can you believe me when I tell you that I love you, when you know
I've been a liar all my life?"  is in an anthology of silly songs
published in the 70s (or so, I really don't remember).

Other titles include "She has freckles on her but she is nice" (put in
a slight pause after 'but', and you'll get it), and "I've got tears in
my ears from staring at the ceiling crying my eyes out over you".

I'll have to dig this one out, as all of my music has been packed away
for years, but I know I've got it.  Don't know about availability on
disc, but it's most definitely NOT an urban legend!

Regards,

Bob Loesch