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The Humorous History of Ragtime
By Hal Davis

Thought you might enjoy this little bit of history.  Hal

The armies of Alexander the Great were greatly feared in their day, but
there was one problem that they had that almost defeated them. Alexander
could not get his people to staff meetings on time. He always held the
meetings at 6:00 P. M. each day after the day's battle was done, but
frequently his generals either forgot or let the time slip up on them
and missed the 6:00 P. M. staff meeting. This angered Alexander very
much, to say the least!

So he called in his research team and set up a project to develop a
method of determining the time at 6:00 P. M. each day. There were no
clocks in those days, at least none that could be carried around. The
smallest was a giant water clock "Find a way for my staff to determine
the hour of the day, or at least when it gets to be 6:00 P. M.," he
said, "Cost is no object."

A study was instituted and, with several brain-storming sessions, his
staff came up with the following idea. In a land some distance away,
there grew a bush whose berries contained a type of dye that changed
color at 6:00 P. M. each evening. They found that by dyeing strips of
cloth and issuing them to the generals, they could see when it was 6:00
P. M. by the color change, and could consistently get to the 6:00 P. M.
meetings on time. Needless to say this pleased Alexander very much.

It was then turned over to his marketing group to come up with a name
for this new invention as Alexander saw definite market potential in the
strips.

"It can be worn on the wrist and can be easily watched for the color
change," said one junior executive. "I therefore propose to call it the
Wrist Watch." This name was immediately discarded for being too bland
and obvious.

Another man suggested that since it could be worn in the naval and could
be observed by just looking down, it should be called the Naval
Observatory. This idea was rejected immediately as being too weird and
too technical sounding for the general public.

A junior vice-president suggested that since it could be worn around the
neck and would insure that you would be informed when it reached 6:00 P.
M., it should be called the Six O'Clock Noose, but this was rejected as
too threatening.

Finally the senior vice president, who up to now had been silent, spoke
and rendered his decision. "We shall call it a timeband, and in honor of
the Great Alexander, it shall be known as ... 'Alexander's Rag Timeband!'


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