| Dear Brian Smith,  Emotional attachments to inanimate objects are
neither uncommon, nor weird.  But like a good girlfriend/boyfriend
who left after a silly argument, pianos that have been sold should
be thought of in fond terms but not otherwise sought after -- let
bygones be bygones; it is time to move on.
Find yourself a new inanimate object with which you can attach
yourself, and make it a good one.  Trade up, so to speak -- be happy,
not sad!
Sincerely,
Brian Shaw (and Dr. Phil, Dr. Ruth, and Oprah!)
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