For all of those who feel that your piano music is too loud, what you
really need in the house is a good strong band organ.

When I demonstrate my Wurlitzer 145b for unsuspecting guests I always
tell them that it was made in 1929 and is getting old and if they listen
carefully they will be able to hear it.  I flick the switch and the
response is always the same: they jump back, and then they break into an
uncontrolled grin which they can't get rid of.

Player pianos are nothing compared to this wonderful beast.  Condition
yourself every day with a few good marches on the band organ, and then
the piano will no longer seem quite so loud.

Bill Finch