This is a short true story about an old upright piano that was for sale
for $125.00.  As told to me by the technician/tuner buying the unit, it
sounded pretty good, it looked pretty good, and all the ivories were
intact.

But just to be on the safe side he removed the bottom board and exposed
two cloth money bags, chock-full of gold and silver coins.  Smiling from
ear to ear, the owner grabbed the coins saying, "_That's_ were she hid
them".  The tuners heart fell through his toenails.  Then the owner said,
"Thanks, you can have the piano!"

Pandora and I wish everyone a Happy and Safe Holiday Season!  Tis the
season to be jolly... so GET OUT THERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!  Also, a
Special Holiday Greeting goes to The Kravitz Family and The Rhodes Family
for their selflessness which makes possible one of the finest, if not the
finest, Internet forum.  God's blessings be with you.

Musically, John and Pandora Tuttle

 [ Gosh, John, you are "all heart!"  Ya make me blush!  -- Robbie