This week-end in Paris, France, a new museum of music is opening, showing
about 4000 instruments.  Mr. Chirac, the mayor of Paris, said about it:

"As a taxpayer I consider it a shame, but as the Mayor of Paris I find it
splendid !"

 [ I applaud Mr. Chirac's good sense of values, and I shall remember his
 [ words the next time I encounter the taxes in Paris!  -- Robbie