Crude Oil is sold as a furniture polish, in Western Pennsylvania.
The label has no directions, probably because its use is based on
tradition, insupportable in writing on a modern label.  Check with a
finishing expert before using it; I cannot think of any useful properties
petroleum might have, beyond leaving a shiny film to collect dirt. It is
packaged by:

  Jackson Hardware Co.
  3364 Universal Rd.
  Penn Hills, PA 15235
  412-793-3510

Richard Vance