I have had some strange dates in my time, but I do not understand why
anyone would try to date a Nickelodeon of any brand.  I know they are
musical, but are they good conversationalists?  What kind of wine do they
prefer?  Do they ever pick up the tab?  Taking one home to Mother sounds
like a major production number. <G> <snickering in the background>

D. L. Bullock Piano World  St. Louis