With apologies in particular to Julian and Paddy who introduced me to
these gems but have not chosen to share them with the MMD.

        Q1: Who is the patron saint of pianos?
        A1: St. Einway

        Q2: Who is the patron saint of player pianos?
        A2: St. Eck

With further apologies to those unfortunate enough to live in St. Ockton
(the well known railway town) St. Reatham etc.

Jeffrey Borinsky