Gee, I hope no one is putting bulletins on top of the piano.
Unfortunately, I ran out of room years ago to put any more items on
top of my piano.  It is full of junk, but it takes just minutes to
remove them for tuning and care.  But then it would take hours to
remove the Christmas village off the BB Mason grand (with its nice
level surface for a toy train to run on).

Don Teach