God decided he had had it with the Earth and began making plans to
destroy it in a week's time.  In preparation, he called the three most
influential men in the world to Heaven to inform them.  He chose Bill
Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates.  Upon telling them of his plans
to destroy the world, he sent them back to Earth to tell the people.

Bill Clinton assembled his cabinet and said, "I have good news and bad
news.  The good news is there indeed is a God.  The bad news is He is
mad at us and intends to destroy the world a week from now."

Boris Yeltsin called Parliment together and said, "Comrades, I have bad
news and worse news.  We were wrong.  There is a God. And, he's mad at
the world and will destroy in one week's time."

Bill Gates got together with his top programmers and said, "I have
great news and even better news!  God considers me one of the three
most influential men in the world AND we don't have to fix Windows 95!"

Jon Page¶
Cape Cod. Mass¶
jpage@capecod.net¶
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