Bill Gates Joke
By Jon Page
God decided he had had it with the Earth and began making plans to destroy it in a week's time. In preparation, he called the three most influential men in the world to Heaven to inform them. He chose Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates. Upon telling them of his plans to destroy the world, he sent them back to Earth to tell the people.
Bill Clinton assembled his cabinet and said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is there indeed is a God. The bad news is He is mad at us and intends to destroy the world a week from now."
Boris Yeltsin called Parliment together and said, "Comrades, I have bad news and worse news. We were wrong. There is a God. And, he's mad at the world and will destroy in one week's time."
Bill Gates got together with his top programmers and said, "I have great news and even better news! God considers me one of the three most influential men in the world AND we don't have to fix Windows 95!"
Jon Page
Cape Cod. Mass
jpage@capecod.net
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