[ Jim Cook wrote in MMDigest 981120: ]

> Sorry, my testimony would not stand up.  I am not a professional.
> I only play one on TV (i.e., I previously lived across the street
> from Charlie the Tuner).

A good line I read in a sig. file on the pianotech list was:

  " I am not an expert, I just play one on the Internet. "

Cheers,

Jon Page
Harwich Port, Cape Cod, Mass. (jpage@capecod.net)