[ John Dewey wrote in 140730 MMD --
> The caption was something like: "If you have the worlds largest
> Aspidistra we have the place to put it."
I remember that advert, which was for the piano roll of "She's Got the
Biggest Aspidistra in the World", a novelty song about a house plant,
with lyrics sprinkled with many doubles-entendre. The picture in the
advert was of a lady with, shall we say, an ample posterior. Somewhere
I have a copy of that roll, as should we all!
Northern California, USA
[ "The Biggest Aspidistra In The World", by Will E. Haines, Jimmy
[ Harper and Tommy Connor (1928). Performed by Gracie Fields.
[ -- Robbie
[ www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XROMw3Z4e0Q Gracie Fields Video
[ www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHN-ZQzkJJUQ Gracie Fields Video
[ The last link includes the written lyrics. --Jody