Hi Jody,  There is no harm in a joke.  Regarding to your comment in
970618 MMDigest I am able to lengthen your 'worst nightmare' ;-)

Do not miss the additional 2 verses of

  An Ode to Spelling Checkers
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  Bee fore a veiling checkers
  Hour spelling mite decline,
  And if we're lacs oar have a laps,
  We wood bee maid too wine.

  Now spelling does not phase me,
  It does knot bring a tier.
  My pay purrs awl due glad den
  With wrapped words fare as hear.

Viel Spasz! (Have fun!)

Claus Kucher  *  Computer-Spezial-Anwendungen * E-mail: claus@c-s-a.co.at