If you accept ads for automatic musical instruments, I am offering a:

STEINWAY Duo-Art Reproducing Piano For Sale.

  Model XR.
  Built in 1917.
  Serial No. 189600
  6'2" Mahogany Case.
  Original Ivory Keys.
  Restrung.
  Player Mechanism Restored by Mel Luchetti.
  Piano Restored and Maintained by Sheldon Smith
  (Mr. Smith is the Technician for the Davies
  Auditorium, the San Francisco Opera House,
  Zellerbach, Berkeley, etc. etc.).
  This exceptional piano has been signed by Shura
  Cherkassky,  Bud Noble, Dick Kroeckel and Eubie
  Blake. (It was also played by Mr. Blake at an
  AMICA Convention in San Francisco in 1975.
  A 400+ Roll Library of Excellent Classical
  Original and Recut Rolls is included at the asking
  price of $25,000.00
  Price w/o rolls: $20,000.00 or best offer.
  This piano is located in San Jose, CA.  If you are
  interested, email for the phone number.
  We will Listen to Serious Offers.
  Bench Not Included.

Your friend,
             Mr. Neeek
           WGAw - S.A.G.
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