Someone in my church choir posted this one to our choir e-mail list.
I hadn't seen this before, but with my two monkey organs (one of which
I took to a friend's July 4th cookout) I really appreciate it!

 "It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie
  and had begun to hand-crank it to ensure all areas were evenly done.
  It was now getting golden brown and juices were causing some flames
  to lick the chicken as he turned it.

 "Just then, a drunk stumbled into the guy's yard, looked at the scene
  and exclaimed:  "Hey buddy, not only is your organ not making music,
  but your monkey's on fire!"

Mike Knudsen