[ While the rest of the PC world worried about the recent "Love Bug"
 [ email attack, this little piece of humor circulated among the
 [ smug users of the UNIX computer operating system.  -- Robbie

UNIX VIRUS!  Beware!  Beware!

If you're running UNIX, please forward this message to everyone
you know and then delete a bunch of your files at random.

This virus works on the honor system.