I haven't decided if this is off subject or not.  The following ad appeared
in the classifieds of the Tampa Tribune for September 4, 2000.

"PIANO-HAUNTED, 6'1" Grand, blk, exc. cond.  Plays itself at nite.  Wakes me
up.  I'd rather have sleep.  $6,600 firm.  Too nice to sell any cheaper.
813-884-2160."

Howard Wyman

 [ That ad's a scream   ;-)