I chuckled at Damon Atchison's take on the Fontanini organ grinder.
What got me to write, however, was his comment about not having a
player piano in the dorm.  He's just not trying hard enough!

I went to Albion College and at one time had a Seeburg L (junior) and
a full size pinball machine in my standard dorm room - Third floor,
Twin Towers, if there are any Britons out there.  I did have to
construct a loft to make room for them.  Oh yeah, I think there was
also a study desk somewhere in there, too.

B Bronson