[ Re: Vertical Piano Is Too Big For Doorway, 030104 MMDigest ]

I came home today;
And what do ya think I saw?
My upright player piano
Was stuck right in the door...

I got da pushin', shovin', strainin', groanin' Pee-ana moving blues.
If I don't move dat pee-ana den I don't know what I will do!

I called in the "experts" --
Drips under pressure, for sure;
They scratched their heads and walked away --
It's still stuck in the door!

I got da pushin', shovin', strainin', groanin' Pee-ana moving blues.
If I don't move dat pee-ana den I don't know what I will do!

I cannot move it forward.
I cannot move it back.
I tried to move it up and down
And had a heart attack!

I got da pushin', shovin', strainin', groanin' Pee-ana moving blues.
If I don't move dat pee-ana den I don't know what I will do!

Mark A. Williamson

PS: Okay, as a lyricist I'm a great dancer!

 [ I love it!  I'm achin' already!  ;-)  -- Robbie