Bryan Cather asks, "... where _did_ those other stories come from?"

It's easy to make up stories given the faintest suggestion.  Here's one.

The Q came from Q. David Bowers, the R from Ramsi Tick, and the S came
from, from, from, ummmm, ah, ummm... Schaff.  That's it -- from Schaff!

Want more stories??

(I've always told the mail slot story to the curious, but the patent
attorney's idea sounds remarkably authentic.)

Peter Neilson