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Crude Oil Furniture Polish
By Richard Vance

Crude Oil is sold as a furniture polish, in Western Pennsylvania. The label has no directions, probably because its use is based on tradition, insupportable in writing on a modern label. Check with a finishing expert before using it; I cannot think of any useful properties petroleum might have, beyond leaving a shiny film to collect dirt. It is packaged by:

Jackson Hardware Co.
3364 Universal Rd.
Penn Hills, PA 15235
412-793-3510

Richard Vance


(Message sent Tue 18 Feb 1997, 00:31:58 GMT, from time zone GMT.)

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