What's all this talk about piano tipping?  I haven't heard any
precautions about waiting until the piano is asleep, tipping the piano
in the middle of the night, or having a fence nearby to jump over when
the piano wakes up, realizes it's been tipped, and is really, really
angry.

I hear those pianos can really hurt you when they're in that state of
mind.  And running a distance can be difficult when you're inebriated to
the point that you have decided to go piano tipping in the first place.

No, wait a second, I'm thinking of cow tipping!  Never mind.  I guess I
just live too close to Wisconsin.  "Go, Green Bay!"   ;-)

Cheers,
Rob DeLand

 [ Well, you're sure in "high spirits", Rob; what have you been Tippling,
 [ anyhow?!  ;)  -- Robbie