I am learning that if I waste enough time in newsgroups and such,
eventually I'll be listed as an expert in some exceedingly unusual
areas that I know nothing about.

Here is an e-mail I received this morning.  If you can help, please
reply directly to the people who wrote it, not to me.  I don't know a
Grafanola from a potato pancake.

Mark Kinsler

 -- forwarded message, please reply to sender and MMD --

From: theparks@foxinternet.net (Tiffany Murphy)

Dear Mr. Kinsler:  We have a free standing Grafanola much like a table
with lions feet.  The dimensions are 27D x 31H x 41W.  We have never
seen one like it and have no information about it.  Could you please
help us!

Tiffany and Jason Murphy - Seattle WA

 [ Oh, yes, "Granola!"  The '20s pop song, "Oh, Katherina", about a 
 [ fat girl, mentions another breakfast food:
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 [     "Learn to swim, join a gym, eat  Farina !"   ;)
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 [ -- Robbie