Recently had a guy ask me if this was, in fact, a song!
My candidate for this category:

  I'm Looking For A Guy Who Plays Alto And Clarinet And
  Doubles On Baritone And Wears A Size 37 Suit

Ozzie Nelson & Orch.  Recorded in Chicago, March 18, 1940.
Vocal by Ozzie Nelson and Rose Ann Stevens.

W. Deane Wiley