Can't resist adding a few of these!   I have a Bob Roberts Edison
wax cylinder called:

  "I Said 'Hello' She Said The Same Then We Both Said 'Good Bye'"

or how about Alf Gordon's

  "What a Funny Little Place To Have One"

Of course, to the UK collector, it's difficult to find a, shall
we say more unusual, title than "The Bum Song"

Ah well...!
Paul Morris