After joking around (I can't imagine somebody really sawing a piece
off their piano) now a more serious message from me.

John Tuttle pointed out the idea of putting the piano on its side.
A friend of mine who is a professional piano mover has illustrated
this on his web site. The web site is in Dutch, but the images of
the newspaper template should make it clear:

  http://www.guustel.com/pianovervoer2.html

Regards from the Netherlands, where it finally rains for the first
time in four weeks.

Niels Berkers

 [ For Google translation, Dutch to English:
 [ http://translate.google.com/translate?u=www.guustel.com&hl=en&ie=UTF8&sl=nl&tl=en
 [
 [ Guus Tel concludes, "If you don't succeed even with the piano
 [ on its side, then sit down and cry bitterly!"  -- Robbie